The night's slow and at work I hurt my brain,
I'm on a mission tonight to find cocaine,
A caffeinated drink to help double shifts I pull,
350% stronger than Red Bull,
Excederin, ephedrine, 7-11,
I ain't even playing yet, already in Heaven,
Warming up with EX and everyone's dreamin',
Nobody can run when I pull The Raging Demon,
Now I'm trippin' from the Dr.Pepper rum I'm sippin',
Watchin' the clock I wonder where the time is tickin',
Flippin' on the tower and the d*** thing scans,
Automatically for virus enhanced spams,
The victory ringtone blasts from my phone,
I pick it up without thought to hear a voice moan,
(Girl) Baby, I need your floppy disk in my hard drive,
I hang it up 'cause my desktop's alive
(Chorus x2)
I level up my druid when I'm playin' World of Warcraft,
Stompin' anybody steppin' close to my warpath,
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty,
So I can finish the quest 'cause that is my duty
This is the time in the song if you need to go take a break, press pause,
do what you gotta do,
Check your voicemail, check your e-mail, check your Messenger,
Check your MySpace, check The Screw.
OK, here we go
She insisted with a text and voicemail,
That she wanted some lovin' without the "chainmail",
(Girl) You wanna hang out and do some "grown up stuff?
Not really babe, I'm busy fightin' by Thunderbluff,
(Girl) Hey you wanna hang out, I feel some magic happening?
Oh I bet it's magic, but it ain't The Gathering,
(Girl) LOL, OMG, we could go before class,!
I'm at level 14, I'll pass on that a**,
Why can't she see she's not for me,
She can't even res or help with XP,
Opened her account same time as me,
Tried to be with me and she's a level 3,
I will not stop until I'm level 60,
Killing everything and everyone until it hits me,
That's only one character that I know,
With my account I got 6 more to go
(Chorus x2)
I level up my druid when I'm playin' World of Warcraft,
Stompin' anybody steppin' close to my warpath,
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty,
So I can finish the quest 'cause THAT is my duty.
I'm on a mission tonight to find cocaine,
A caffeinated drink to help double shifts I pull,
350% stronger than Red Bull,
Excederin, ephedrine, 7-11,
I ain't even playing yet, already in Heaven,
Warming up with EX and everyone's dreamin',
Nobody can run when I pull The Raging Demon,
Now I'm trippin' from the Dr.Pepper rum I'm sippin',
Watchin' the clock I wonder where the time is tickin',
Flippin' on the tower and the d*** thing scans,
Automatically for virus enhanced spams,
The victory ringtone blasts from my phone,
I pick it up without thought to hear a voice moan,
(Girl) Baby, I need your floppy disk in my hard drive,
I hang it up 'cause my desktop's alive
(Chorus x2)
I level up my druid when I'm playin' World of Warcraft,
Stompin' anybody steppin' close to my warpath,
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty,
So I can finish the quest 'cause that is my duty
This is the time in the song if you need to go take a break, press pause,
do what you gotta do,
Check your voicemail, check your e-mail, check your Messenger,
Check your MySpace, check The Screw.
OK, here we go
She insisted with a text and voicemail,
That she wanted some lovin' without the "chainmail",
(Girl) You wanna hang out and do some "grown up stuff?
Not really babe, I'm busy fightin' by Thunderbluff,
(Girl) Hey you wanna hang out, I feel some magic happening?
Oh I bet it's magic, but it ain't The Gathering,
(Girl) LOL, OMG, we could go before class,!
I'm at level 14, I'll pass on that a**,
Why can't she see she's not for me,
She can't even res or help with XP,
Opened her account same time as me,
Tried to be with me and she's a level 3,
I will not stop until I'm level 60,
Killing everything and everyone until it hits me,
That's only one character that I know,
With my account I got 6 more to go
(Chorus x2)
I level up my druid when I'm playin' World of Warcraft,
Stompin' anybody steppin' close to my warpath,
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty,
So I can finish the quest 'cause THAT is my duty.