Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava
Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra
He was a meditated f***** all strung-out on Sinatra
Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorr-a
I saw van Winkle show up on the scene
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the
Sketches of Winkle -- crying to the heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle -- keep little humans locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle -- why don't you love me, girl?
She drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen
Achin' round these all she's doin' is b******'
Steven said he went and bought a new pair of mittens
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kidding
I saw van Winkle show up on the scene
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the
Sketches of Winkle -- crying to the heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle -- keep little humans locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle -- why don't you love me, girl?
Rip van Winkle -- Rip Rip Rip van Winkle
Rip van Winkle -- Rip Rip Rip van Winkle
Rip van Winkle -- Rip Rip Rip van Winkle
Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra
He was a meditated f***** all strung-out on Sinatra
Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorr-a
I saw van Winkle show up on the scene
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the
Sketches of Winkle -- crying to the heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle -- keep little humans locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle -- why don't you love me, girl?
She drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen
Achin' round these all she's doin' is b******'
Steven said he went and bought a new pair of mittens
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kidding
I saw van Winkle show up on the scene
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the
Sketches of Winkle -- crying to the heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle -- keep little humans locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle -- why don't you love me, girl?
Rip van Winkle -- Rip Rip Rip van Winkle
Rip van Winkle -- Rip Rip Rip van Winkle
Rip van Winkle -- Rip Rip Rip van Winkle