Keep your kids by the fireplace, sound the alarms there's a storm on the way.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, send out the dogs there's a fork in the road.
Just a fork in the road, a little fork in the road.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, raise both your arms if you aren't over age. No way!
Keep your kids by the fireplace, find me a gun there's a fork in the road.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, rat out the mice there's a parrot with no brain.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, tell all the sharks there's a fork in the road.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way.
*BRIDGE*
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, send out the dogs there's a fork in the road.
Just a fork in the road, a little fork in the road.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, raise both your arms if you aren't over age. No way!
Keep your kids by the fireplace, find me a gun there's a fork in the road.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, rat out the mice there's a parrot with no brain.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, tell all the sharks there's a fork in the road.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way.
*BRIDGE*
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way.