Ikea Lyrics

I think that I
Wanna try
Getting work with the guy
Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea
So they can put em on show
I think they must
Cost a lot
They look real and they're not
They're only fake and they put em on the shelves at Ikea
So when the customers go
And wonder what the stuff would lool like at home
It's all set up so they know

I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques
I could branch out on a sideline and make plastic food that you can't eat
And plastic trees
But my first love is TVs
I'll make them big
Make them fake
There's a lot that's at stake
I'd serve the world by making plastic stuff for Ikea
The stuff that isn't for sale

You feel so good
So at ease
There's no grime or disease
My plastic stuff would make the customers feel happier
Plastic world at Ikea
There's no electrical problems on a plastic cd player
And you can't hurt your back carrying a hollow fridge
You'll never see a singe murder on the blank screen of the telly
Plastic printers don't use paper not a single tree is killed

I think that I
Wanna try
Getting work with the guy
Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea