Robbie: Britney Spears made a passing quote about heaven. Wil and Adam wondered about the rest of her theological beliefs. With some Latino grooves, for good measure.
Gatesy: In the beginning,
When there was nothing,
God said "Let there be rock",
Then he changed his mind and came up with me.
Yon and Scod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Scod: Then there was Moses,
Turning sticks into snakes.
Man, the drugs were good back then,
If you burn enough bush you could part the Red Sea.
Yon and Gatesy: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Tripod: God said, "Let there be light,
Let there be a stage.
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
You have the right,
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
It's the Gospel...
Scod: ... According to Me.
Yon: Then all this other stuff happened.
I'm not clear on the facts -
Some sort of exodus,
Must be a road trip with a coming of age.
David and Goliath,
Had some sort of romance, I think.
In Soddom and Gomorrah,
And they were turned into pillars of the community.
Gatesy and Scod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Tripod: God said, "Let there be light,
Let there be a stage.
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
You have the right,
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
It's the Gospel According to Me.
Scod: Okay, time for the Latin stuff!
Gatesy: Arrriba!
Yon: (Makes trumpet noises)
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Scod: Everybody wore rags but they didn't make it look good like I do.
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Scod: Everybody was a virgin but they didn't make it look good like I do.
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Scod: You didn't need to raise from the dead if you had decent management like I do.
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Tripod: According to me...
God said, "Let there be light,
Let there be a stage.
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
You have the right,
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
It's the Gospel...
Gatesy: ... aaaaaaccording to Me.
Gatesy: In the beginning,
When there was nothing,
God said "Let there be rock",
Then he changed his mind and came up with me.
Yon and Scod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Scod: Then there was Moses,
Turning sticks into snakes.
Man, the drugs were good back then,
If you burn enough bush you could part the Red Sea.
Yon and Gatesy: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Tripod: God said, "Let there be light,
Let there be a stage.
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
You have the right,
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
It's the Gospel...
Scod: ... According to Me.
Yon: Then all this other stuff happened.
I'm not clear on the facts -
Some sort of exodus,
Must be a road trip with a coming of age.
David and Goliath,
Had some sort of romance, I think.
In Soddom and Gomorrah,
And they were turned into pillars of the community.
Gatesy and Scod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Tripod: God said, "Let there be light,
Let there be a stage.
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
You have the right,
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
It's the Gospel According to Me.
Scod: Okay, time for the Latin stuff!
Gatesy: Arrriba!
Yon: (Makes trumpet noises)
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Scod: Everybody wore rags but they didn't make it look good like I do.
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Scod: Everybody was a virgin but they didn't make it look good like I do.
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Scod: You didn't need to raise from the dead if you had decent management like I do.
Yon and Gatesy: According to me...
Tripod: According to me...
God said, "Let there be light,
Let there be a stage.
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
You have the right,
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
It's the Gospel...
Gatesy: ... aaaaaaccording to Me.