b**** Lyrics

I typed my own name into an internet search engine,
and all I got was... b****.
There goes my day again,
There goes my day again,
What's a man supposed to do?
No matter what I type in who the d*** search engine,
All I get is... b****.
There goes my day again,
There goes my day again,
all I seem to ever get is b****.

Everyday I have the purest of intentions,
But I get ambushed by this time wasting invention,
(Time wasting invention)
Not talking 'bout the net,
I'm talking 'bout b****.
Everyday I have the purest of intentions,
But my life's turned into a great big b*** convention,
I both mean the b**** are big,
And it's a big convention.
(oooooo)
Boo boo b***ie doo boo boo

There goes my day again,
There goes my day again,
These days when I'm on the net,
I just cut the c*** and type in b****.