Robbie: Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover - the flip side of an Alanis song. Bonus points awarded for the inclusion of rare or pedigree cheeses.
Yon: Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover,
Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're in this list, don't even bother,
You're one of twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Gatesy: First, start, I don't like dead people, or people who have been dead.
I hate people who play racquet sports, they make me see red.
People who have long showers - they're so selfish, people who have cats, who are cats, or like the musical "Cats".
In fact, I'm going to have to lump all animals, insects, and fish into one category,
Otherwise I'd end up with twenty-one things and still have billions to go.
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're Keith Richards or Danny Glover,
Then you're one of the...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Gatesy: If you've ever been sprung picking up boys in Government cars, allegedly,
If you've ever made c*** television shows then there'll be two in the family.
If you've ever been sprung having s** with your best mate's missus, allegedly,
Unless I'm the missus - ha! - which I wouldn't be.
Tripod: I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I...
I-I...
Scod: ... haven't written any lyrics for this bit.
Gatesy: I hate Van Halen, there, I said it.
"Mission Brown" is not one of my favourites.
I once played God in a movie and I didn't like the caterer.
People who listen to music while making love, especially if they're wearing headphones,
I'm sick of meeting men with rare or pedigree cheese in their pockets.
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: I can't get close to you if you're made of lava,
Then you're one of twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I...
I-I...
Scod: ... liked this bit so much I did it twice.
Yon: Yeah!
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're better than me on a harmonica,
If you didn't buy my second album,
If you're one of those three members of Tripod,
Then you're one of twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover,
Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're in this list, don't even bother,
You're one of twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Gatesy: First, start, I don't like dead people, or people who have been dead.
I hate people who play racquet sports, they make me see red.
People who have long showers - they're so selfish, people who have cats, who are cats, or like the musical "Cats".
In fact, I'm going to have to lump all animals, insects, and fish into one category,
Otherwise I'd end up with twenty-one things and still have billions to go.
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're Keith Richards or Danny Glover,
Then you're one of the...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Gatesy: If you've ever been sprung picking up boys in Government cars, allegedly,
If you've ever made c*** television shows then there'll be two in the family.
If you've ever been sprung having s** with your best mate's missus, allegedly,
Unless I'm the missus - ha! - which I wouldn't be.
Tripod: I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I...
I-I...
Scod: ... haven't written any lyrics for this bit.
Gatesy: I hate Van Halen, there, I said it.
"Mission Brown" is not one of my favourites.
I once played God in a movie and I didn't like the caterer.
People who listen to music while making love, especially if they're wearing headphones,
I'm sick of meeting men with rare or pedigree cheese in their pockets.
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: I can't get close to you if you're made of lava,
Then you're one of twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I...
I-I...
Scod: ... liked this bit so much I did it twice.
Yon: Yeah!
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're better than me on a harmonica,
If you didn't buy my second album,
If you're one of those three members of Tripod,
Then you're one of twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.