My Ex's Lawyer Is the Antichrist Lyrics

SHE TRY TO GARNISH MY WAGE
I'M A HARD WORKIN' MAN, PAYIN' BILLS, GOTTA MAKE ENDS MEET
SHE LIKE TO PUT ME IN A CAGE
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW A WOMAN CAN BE SO MEAN
I NEED MY MONEY, GOTTA KEEP THE WOLF
AWAY FROM THE DOOR WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
OH NO...HERE COME THE MAN FOR MY COLOR TV
MY EX...MY EX...MY EX'S LAWYER IS THE ANTICHRIST (HUH!)
MY EX...MY EX...MY EX'S LAWYER IS THE ANTICHRIST (HUH!)

SHE TRY TO TAKE-A-MY CAR
WHEN I'M STILL PAYIN' ON IT, GOT ELEVEN MORE MONTHS TO GO
SO WHAT IF IT'S A JAG-U-AR?
WELL, I GOTTA DRIVE SOMETHIN', AND I GOT IT REAL CHEAP, BESIDES
I NEED MY MOTOR, GOTTA GET AROUND TOWN
GOTTA TROLL, GOTTA PICK UP GIRLS
OH NO...HERE COME THE MAN WITH A TOW TRUCK
(CHORUS) (X2)

(VARIOUS SOLOS)

SHE TRY TO TAKE-A-MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE, I WAS LIVIN' IN DA HOUSE
SHE BE SENDIN' OUT DA REPO MAN (WORD)
MY SPOUSE, MY SPOUSE, SHE WAS WORKIN' FOR MY SPOUSE
AS FOR ME, I WILL BE SLEEPIN' IN MY VAN (CHILLIN')
I NEED MY HOUSE, 'CAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME
ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, GONNA FEEL JUST FINE
OH NO...HERE COMES SATAN'S SPAWN IN A BLUE POWER SUIT
WITH A LEATHER BRIEFCASE AND A CELL PHONE!
(CHORUS) (X3)