Well I was born in Mississippi on a fine Spring day
I quit second grade, joined the KKK
Recuiter said sorry man there ain't no way
You got too d*** much education
I said please Sir, please you gotta take me
Cause I believe in the Bible and democracy
And I believe all real Americans oughta be free
And I believe in Jesus and the great salvation
He said "I don't know kid"
I said "I make a pretty good Molotov c***tail too"
And he said "You're in"
Well its not all the blacks we got to worry about its the poor white trash, Jacqueline Kennedy and John Lindsay
Well he gave me a hood that looked real neat
And he gave a big old long white sheet
It hit the floor and tucked under my feet
He said that's so I wouldn't leave no toe print
I said "Man I never did realize that anything could be so secretized"
He said "Yes, so our breath won't be recognized, at the meetings we burn incense"
I said "c*** man that's kinda extreme"
He just grinned and thanked me.
Well I had a bad day when I first started off
I had a miserable failure on my first Molotov
It didn't explode and all the fellas scoffed
Threw it in a Church and it just fizzed
Out comes this boy, he hits me with a right
Then he gives me a left with all his might
I said "Hang on a minute man, you're not supposed to fight"
My a** turned as black as his. d*** bully is what he was. d*** barbarian
Well now don't ask me how I got to where I am
Walking in the office with the head Klan man
Mr. ? got killed in Birminghan
But he's invincible, pretty near
I got so important, it's kinda hard to say
I guess my award kinda paved the way
It's an award you don't get just every day
They made me "Bigot Of The Year"
Course I don't like to brag about it none
It's all in a days prejudice.
I quit second grade, joined the KKK
Recuiter said sorry man there ain't no way
You got too d*** much education
I said please Sir, please you gotta take me
Cause I believe in the Bible and democracy
And I believe all real Americans oughta be free
And I believe in Jesus and the great salvation
He said "I don't know kid"
I said "I make a pretty good Molotov c***tail too"
And he said "You're in"
Well its not all the blacks we got to worry about its the poor white trash, Jacqueline Kennedy and John Lindsay
Well he gave me a hood that looked real neat
And he gave a big old long white sheet
It hit the floor and tucked under my feet
He said that's so I wouldn't leave no toe print
I said "Man I never did realize that anything could be so secretized"
He said "Yes, so our breath won't be recognized, at the meetings we burn incense"
I said "c*** man that's kinda extreme"
He just grinned and thanked me.
Well I had a bad day when I first started off
I had a miserable failure on my first Molotov
It didn't explode and all the fellas scoffed
Threw it in a Church and it just fizzed
Out comes this boy, he hits me with a right
Then he gives me a left with all his might
I said "Hang on a minute man, you're not supposed to fight"
My a** turned as black as his. d*** bully is what he was. d*** barbarian
Well now don't ask me how I got to where I am
Walking in the office with the head Klan man
Mr. ? got killed in Birminghan
But he's invincible, pretty near
I got so important, it's kinda hard to say
I guess my award kinda paved the way
It's an award you don't get just every day
They made me "Bigot Of The Year"
Course I don't like to brag about it none
It's all in a days prejudice.