I Don't Like Guitar Much Lyrics

i don't like guitar much in my songs
i can't admit it when i'm wrong
and if i'm nice to everyone can you really blame me
after all they're so d*** nice to me
i don't like the smell of hospitals
i've taken way to many falls
and if i smile too much at her can you really blame me
after all she smiles so much at me

i could listen to ben folds all night but i can't listen to ben lee
if he's the best musician in this land then this land's no home for me
and i aint been in this game long but it's already all i am
and if i ask you nicely baby maybe you will lend a helping hand
cos i don't like guitar much in my songs
i don't like guitar much in my songs
they play too loud and they play too long
and if i take my trousers down can you really blame me
are you scared of what you're going to see
i like latin music as a rule
but it tends to make me play the fool
and if i samba through the night can you really blame me
after all the samba sets me free