Chainese Item Lyrics

Street-wise, penny-wise hole in the wall
Beady eyes, fruit pies, you can get it all
Just one copy of the menu, go ahead and start
And you can bet your life, they"ve never heard of a la carte
Watch your step, tread carefully,
Watch your step, tread carefully,
Some places don"t divide your tea by two...
Watch for the...
*Chainese item, the Chainese item
You really don"t want to b*** them
You really don"t want to b*** them
It"s a dictionary nightmare
This Mongoloid fare
The Chainese item, the Chainese item
You really don"t want to b*** them
You really don"t want to b*** them
Don"t expect me to tell you how
But watch out, watch out, for the mean mean mean mean chow...
The second verse gets worse like the flied lice
Don"t curse the nurse when you have to pay the price
Warned about the chicken, you suspect fowl play
Go ahead and order, you live just for today
Watch your step, tread carefully,
Watch your step, tread carefully,
Cos some places don"t divide their tea
by two...
Watch for the...