Sally was a stamp collector, pretty little girl
One day she dated James brought love into her world
A tense romantic moment as they sat down on the couch
The whoopee cushion roared and I'm afraid it's over now.
Lucy was a cool one, always got her high
Then she too dated James and true love took her higher
Her brand-new beau suggested a new way to get stoned
Put itching powder in a drink and now she's all alone.
Joker James you did it again
Caused somebody pain
Lived up to your name, didn't you
Joker James ?
Mary Anne Had shaky hands, always scared by men
Then she dated James and she never scared again
'Cause nobody went near her, and Mary is so glum
Since Jester James gave Mary Anne some onion-flavored gum
Joker James you did it again
Caused somebody pain
Lived up to your name, didn't you
Joker James ?
Sense of humor cannot woo her
You just threw another wheeze her way
Wizard pranks won't get you thanks
You just threw another love away
Jeannie practiced judo, and didn't like bad jokes
The two of them went home so that he could meet her folks
No jokes on Judo Jeannie, we knew he had no hope
But Mum and Dad he wheezled with hilarious blackface soap !
Alice was a different kettle, always wore a smile
Her skin felt like a perfect petal, laughter all the while
Her sense of humor throws him, and deep in love he falls
But when he tries to sign the paper, the rubber pencil calls...
Joker James, you're not to blame
The joke's on you and now you're blue
It's a shame but that's the game
Joker James
Joker James you did it again
Caused somebody pain
Lived up to your name, didn't you
Joker James ?
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One day she dated James brought love into her world
A tense romantic moment as they sat down on the couch
The whoopee cushion roared and I'm afraid it's over now.
Lucy was a cool one, always got her high
Then she too dated James and true love took her higher
Her brand-new beau suggested a new way to get stoned
Put itching powder in a drink and now she's all alone.
Joker James you did it again
Caused somebody pain
Lived up to your name, didn't you
Joker James ?
Mary Anne Had shaky hands, always scared by men
Then she dated James and she never scared again
'Cause nobody went near her, and Mary is so glum
Since Jester James gave Mary Anne some onion-flavored gum
Joker James you did it again
Caused somebody pain
Lived up to your name, didn't you
Joker James ?
Sense of humor cannot woo her
You just threw another wheeze her way
Wizard pranks won't get you thanks
You just threw another love away
Jeannie practiced judo, and didn't like bad jokes
The two of them went home so that he could meet her folks
No jokes on Judo Jeannie, we knew he had no hope
But Mum and Dad he wheezled with hilarious blackface soap !
Alice was a different kettle, always wore a smile
Her skin felt like a perfect petal, laughter all the while
Her sense of humor throws him, and deep in love he falls
But when he tries to sign the paper, the rubber pencil calls...
Joker James, you're not to blame
The joke's on you and now you're blue
It's a shame but that's the game
Joker James
Joker James you did it again
Caused somebody pain
Lived up to your name, didn't you
Joker James ?
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