Only way to settle this argument is to play Russian roulette
Do you know how to play Russian roulette?
No, I don't...
You play Russian roulette this way:
I have this pistol
One bullet in chamber
Spin cylinder
c*** the gun
Hold the gun to your head
And pull the trigger
I go first
Good luck
(click)
Now you go
Here is the pistol
(bang)
Aha you lose!
Do you know how to play Russian roulette?
No, I don't...
You play Russian roulette this way:
I have this pistol
One bullet in chamber
Spin cylinder
c*** the gun
Hold the gun to your head
And pull the trigger
I go first
Good luck
(click)
Now you go
Here is the pistol
(bang)
Aha you lose!