They say Bill Wyman's got the blues
On MTV they call it news
They say he's just a rolling stone
When he's home he's all alone
When he's blue and feelin' bad
You can read about it in a mag
When it's true or when it's sad
Every detail is in the mag
Read the magazine
They say Elvis knew the score
They found him on the bathroom floor
Exposes come thick and fast
But nine day wonders never last
When he's blue and feelin' bad
You can read about it in a mag
When it's true or when it's sad
Every detail is in the mag
Read the magazine
Gutter press will always leave you breathless
Super scandals guaranteed to stun
Just be warned it ain't for the nervous
Blame it on the media
They're only having fun
Read the magazine
On MTV they call it news
They say he's just a rolling stone
When he's home he's all alone
When he's blue and feelin' bad
You can read about it in a mag
When it's true or when it's sad
Every detail is in the mag
Read the magazine
They say Elvis knew the score
They found him on the bathroom floor
Exposes come thick and fast
But nine day wonders never last
When he's blue and feelin' bad
You can read about it in a mag
When it's true or when it's sad
Every detail is in the mag
Read the magazine
Gutter press will always leave you breathless
Super scandals guaranteed to stun
Just be warned it ain't for the nervous
Blame it on the media
They're only having fun
Read the magazine