Pudding & Cheese Lyrics

i was free form finger f****** frieda
late one fiery friday night
my hands were getting lazy
but i was driving frieda crazy
so i free form f***** her till the morning light
i was basically bombing betty's b*******
in the backseat of her daddy's big black benz
i was huffin and a moanin
she was snortin and a groanin
and i f***** that freaked out freshmen to a frenz

i was eating edna's extra enchiladas
easily the best i've ever had
they were creamy and delicious
and i would've licked her dishes
but we were rudely interrupted by her dad

i like pudding i like cheese
i like your momma on her knees
i like cake and candycorn
your daddy watches kiddieporn
i like pudding i like cheese
i say welcome thanks and please
i like springtime i like fall
i like coming when you call
i was lickin linda's lovely little lemons
while we were lollygagging lying by the lake
i told her they were zesty
and she got a little testy
so she whipped me up a see ya later shake

i was sixtynining s**y sarah sandler
when she went ahead and broke her magic spell
i was out in outer s***e
when she farted in my face
and my god i thought and died and gone to hell
i was teething traci's tiny suntanned t******
while she was doing something crazy with my nuts
i said baby where're you going
she said boy you'll soon be knowing
then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my b***

i like ice cold lemonade
i like c**e and gatorade
i like frying in the sun
i like having too much fun
i like having s** with mom
because that woman's quite the bomb
i like playing with my b****
but i like coming when you call