Ted f****** Williams Lyrics

Everyone's so kind and humble
Don't you know that I can see right through it
Keeping all their comments down
You know it ain't a boast if you can do it
And everyone says "Say Hey"
And everyone says "did you see that kid play?"
I've got to give the kid a hand
But there's nothing that he can do better than I can

I'm Ted f****** Williams!

People say it's hard to like a man
Who doesn't fail and show he's a human
But failure's not a sign of grace
It only means you don't know what you're doing
And everyone says "hey Mick!"
Mantle this, Mantle that it makes me sick
It's just so hard to see
Why do they like him better than me
I'm Ted f****** Williams!

And everyone says "hey Duke!"
Like everything I did was some kind of fluke
I gotta give the Duke a hand
But there's nothing that he can do better than I can

I'm Ted f****** Williams!