Troubles Somehow Lyrics

if you're in the market for some loneliness and heartache
well have I got some good news for you
you can get it for a dollar all you gotta do is holler
I can have it in the post by two
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
oh I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with
and I'd shout all my friends to a night on the town
forget whatever had got me down
singing whoa...

if you're shopping for despair don't just get it anywhere
I've got the finest stuff around
if you're looking out for sorrow I can get more by tomorrow
I take orders by the pound
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
oh I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with
I'd buy a big bag and I'd get real high
float on into that big old sky
singing whoa...
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with
and I'd buy a big house and a big fancy car
and feel just like a movie star
singing whoa...

if I could sell all my troubles somehow
oh I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with
and I'd tell the whole world how you broke my heart
and end up right back at the start