Screams and moans and bats and bones
Teenage monsters in haunted homes
The ghost on the stair
A vampire's b***
Better beware
There's a full moon tonight!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Cannibal spiders creep and crawl
Boys and ghouls having a ball
Frankenstein, Dracula, and even the Mummy
Are sure to end up in somebody's tummy! Heh heh heh!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds
And add an old owl and the young one she breeds
Mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast
And then you're all set for a cannibal feast!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Sit round a fire with this cup of brew
A fiend and a werewolf on each side of you
This cannibal orgy is strange to behold
In the maddest story ever told!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Teenage monsters in haunted homes
The ghost on the stair
A vampire's b***
Better beware
There's a full moon tonight!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Cannibal spiders creep and crawl
Boys and ghouls having a ball
Frankenstein, Dracula, and even the Mummy
Are sure to end up in somebody's tummy! Heh heh heh!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds
And add an old owl and the young one she breeds
Mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast
And then you're all set for a cannibal feast!
Aoooooooooooooh!
Sit round a fire with this cup of brew
A fiend and a werewolf on each side of you
This cannibal orgy is strange to behold
In the maddest story ever told!
Aoooooooooooooh!