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Ugly as f*** Lyrics

[Blowfly excerpt]
"Are you looking for some good stuff?
Get a ugly chick. Ugly chicks can screw.
They have to screw, 'cause they ain't gotnothin' else goin' for they a**!
When a n**** goin' for a uglychick? She gotta get up off her a**!..."
Chorus

[Mr. Mixx] cuts and scratches:
"Get a ugly chick" and "Ugly chicks can screw."

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00
And my d*** ... is hard as a rock
My beeper ain't went off all day
I guess all my b****** went out to play
f*** 'em, 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either
Hoes is jockin' me? I don't need 'em!
There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face
b****** won't have me in a rat race
They're very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask 'em for some p****, they get s*****
So I turn to the b****** who are not attractive
I'm like them; they're s**ually active
All they want is a one night stand,
Some d***, and no commitment to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable,
But they come clean like old reliable

Chorus
Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's late at night and I'm ready to dip
'Cause I'm kind of drunk, with an ugly b****
Big t******, big a** and kind of stacked 6'2" and she's also fat
Rollin' 'round the club like a b**** in heat
But at four in the morning, she couldn't be beat
A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes
On my P's and Q's, and aware of my s***
The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip
She wanna go to my crib, but here's the trick
From the club we hit the Motel 6
Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys won't know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The p**** was good, but she was ugly as f***

Chorus
Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
Haulin' a**, trying to hurry up and get there
'Cause I can't be seen with this b**** here
It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself
But I can't be ranked by no one else
U-G-L-Y, b****, you ain't got no alibi
So don't you roll down no windows or open no doors,
Jump your a** in the back and get on the floor!

[Fresh Kid Ice]
She's ugly as f*** and you wanna know why
She couldn't be worse if the b**** had died
Be my girl, hoe! It ain't all that!
Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fat
Guess I'm understanding you're just a f***
I'm out for the p**** and just one nut
I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck
No offense, baby, you're just ugly as f***!

Chorus

[Mr. Mixx] cuts:
"One out of three n***** is ugly" and "Cue numer three!
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