I'm full of p*** and vinegar
Oozing through my jugular vein.
I'm full of p*** and vinegar
Bubblin' to the brim of my brain.
Break out the brown paper and the sippin' wine
Greasy ain't easy but I'm doin' fine,
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.
I'm full of vim, verve and vigor
Turpentene and nicotyne...
I'm full of vim, verve and vigor
Set me up and watch me unwind.
You can smell me comin' by the Listerine,
Witch Hazel, Vitapoint and Vaseline.
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.
I'm full of p*** and Vinegar
Brylcream and Brilliantine.
I'm full of p*** and vinegar
Wine me up and see if I'm lyin'.
Don't knock my gold tooth out, I need it for more
Than smilin' at my landlady at the door.
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy, doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.
This is what's running through the mind of every one of those greasy, jive-a** turkeys pimpin it out on the streets. Those sleazy, no-good clowns out hustlin and gettin' it on.
Oozing through my jugular vein.
I'm full of p*** and vinegar
Bubblin' to the brim of my brain.
Break out the brown paper and the sippin' wine
Greasy ain't easy but I'm doin' fine,
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.
I'm full of vim, verve and vigor
Turpentene and nicotyne...
I'm full of vim, verve and vigor
Set me up and watch me unwind.
You can smell me comin' by the Listerine,
Witch Hazel, Vitapoint and Vaseline.
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.
I'm full of p*** and Vinegar
Brylcream and Brilliantine.
I'm full of p*** and vinegar
Wine me up and see if I'm lyin'.
Don't knock my gold tooth out, I need it for more
Than smilin' at my landlady at the door.
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy, doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.
This is what's running through the mind of every one of those greasy, jive-a** turkeys pimpin it out on the streets. Those sleazy, no-good clowns out hustlin and gettin' it on.