[Egoraptor]
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of s***e
And she could easily combine your stupid a** with your face
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids
When she wasn't totally p***** she was extremely annoyed
She stood up to every challenge no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing and her b***ies were outstanding (What?!)
Uh, nothing, I was just saying that you're brave
Um, okay, hey, look over there, it's Kraid
[Danny s**bang]
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, m***********, I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair and your well toned thighs
And your pillowy lips-and wait, you're not a guy? (Is that a problem, you f***?)
Uh, no, prepare to die
[Egoraptor]
Kraid was hesitating but Samus was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her b*** look super tight
Then Kraid said
[Danny] "No wait I think there has been a gigantic mistake
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked"
When Samus said
[Rachel Bloom]
"What p***** me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl"
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
And shove them so far up your a** that they end up behind your eyes
Stop treating me like I'm a s** object
Mother Brain's a woman but she get's respect
[Ego] Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to me that way
[Danny] Oh gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain
[Rachel] Get the f*** off my planet, this is your last chance
[Danny] Im gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
[Rachel] That's it, you're all f****** dead
[Danny] What, this room feels stuffy
By the way, do you like puppies
Here's a basket of puppies
(Explosion)
[Rachel] Whoops, killed the puppies
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of s***e
And she could easily combine your stupid a** with your face
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids
When she wasn't totally p***** she was extremely annoyed
She stood up to every challenge no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing and her b***ies were outstanding (What?!)
Uh, nothing, I was just saying that you're brave
Um, okay, hey, look over there, it's Kraid
[Danny s**bang]
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, m***********, I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair and your well toned thighs
And your pillowy lips-and wait, you're not a guy? (Is that a problem, you f***?)
Uh, no, prepare to die
[Egoraptor]
Kraid was hesitating but Samus was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her b*** look super tight
Then Kraid said
[Danny] "No wait I think there has been a gigantic mistake
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked"
When Samus said
[Rachel Bloom]
"What p***** me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl"
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
And shove them so far up your a** that they end up behind your eyes
Stop treating me like I'm a s** object
Mother Brain's a woman but she get's respect
[Ego] Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to me that way
[Danny] Oh gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain
[Rachel] Get the f*** off my planet, this is your last chance
[Danny] Im gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
[Rachel] That's it, you're all f****** dead
[Danny] What, this room feels stuffy
By the way, do you like puppies
Here's a basket of puppies
(Explosion)
[Rachel] Whoops, killed the puppies