[Danny s**bang] Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man
Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily
[Egoraptor] Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
But you're evil and bent on world domination
[Danny] Not anymore, those days are behind me
Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat
[Ego] Okay
[Egoraptor]
Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
But I got a little problem with my android pride
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied
[Danny s**bang]
We've been f****** for decades, s** has gotten routine
We gotta spice that s*** up, I'm not a total machine
I'm sick of all the rubbings and the cuddles and the love
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
[Ego] But she says the same thing like a tape recorder
[Danny s**bang]
Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order
(Sorry, I'm not evil anymore)
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
Or get burned by fireballs
She's a freaky man's dream
[Ego] Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?
[Danny s**bang]
Get out and do it you stupid b******
Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
Now leave my office before you are slaughtered
[Egoraptor]
Fine I'll kick a** if it saves my marriage
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a task
Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never f*****' guessed
Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my f*****' mind
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little b******
[Danny s**bang]
Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
I bring s** moves from the future and my skills are vast
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster c** Blast. (Oh!)
Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks
I'll slap a stamp right on my package
And deliver your wife the c***
My shiny armor is red, the color of victory
While your fruity suit is blue, like your b**** will soon be
[Danny] Wait, what are you doing?
[Ego] Mega d***, activate!
[Danny s**bang]
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
And killed Zero with his mega laser s****** blaster
And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"
Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow w****
Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a w**** though
[Ego] What did you say?
[Danny] Nothing. Douche
Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily
[Egoraptor] Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
But you're evil and bent on world domination
[Danny] Not anymore, those days are behind me
Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat
[Ego] Okay
[Egoraptor]
Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
But I got a little problem with my android pride
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied
[Danny s**bang]
We've been f****** for decades, s** has gotten routine
We gotta spice that s*** up, I'm not a total machine
I'm sick of all the rubbings and the cuddles and the love
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
[Ego] But she says the same thing like a tape recorder
[Danny s**bang]
Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order
(Sorry, I'm not evil anymore)
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
Or get burned by fireballs
She's a freaky man's dream
[Ego] Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?
[Danny s**bang]
Get out and do it you stupid b******
Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
Now leave my office before you are slaughtered
[Egoraptor]
Fine I'll kick a** if it saves my marriage
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a task
Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never f*****' guessed
Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my f*****' mind
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little b******
[Danny s**bang]
Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
I bring s** moves from the future and my skills are vast
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster c** Blast. (Oh!)
Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks
I'll slap a stamp right on my package
And deliver your wife the c***
My shiny armor is red, the color of victory
While your fruity suit is blue, like your b**** will soon be
[Danny] Wait, what are you doing?
[Ego] Mega d***, activate!
[Danny s**bang]
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
And killed Zero with his mega laser s****** blaster
And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"
Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow w****
Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a w**** though
[Ego] What did you say?
[Danny] Nothing. Douche