[Intro: Egoraptor]
Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your s***!
Including you!
[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
Yo, Dreamland's where it's m************ at
Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's m************ fat
There's a little pink b******
Who's eating even faster
His name is Kirby, b****, and he's the m************ master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking 'bout my d*** of course
You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
Kirby's banned from tournaments, for f****** all your mothers
[Hook 1: Danny s**bang]
Ninja s** Party and Kirby
Egoraptor, getting dirty
You got six inches, we got thirty
(Each, m***********!)
It's time to turn down all the lights
Make sure the mood is right
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
[Verse 2: Egoraptor]
That's right I'm f****** Kirby in the back of my car
He's transporting on my d*** like it's a m************ Warp Star
You never see his tongue, but you better know it's there
Cause once he's got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Three b****** just checked up into that s***
Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby's d***'s a yellow fruit, just chilling in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double Dees pee a little
Scratch that b****, that he's sucking on a Twinkie
Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly (?)
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs
But they better get in line
Cause I'm f****** Kirby tonight
And I'll never have a better night
A better night
[Danny] Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
[Ego] No! f*** off!
[Hook 2: Danny s**bang]
He's like a little pink potato
Sucking on b**** like they're Metamatoes
Screaming "Oh God" like a double rainbow
(What does it mean, m***********?)
It can't be wrong if it feels right
We're painting Dreamland white
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
[Outro: Egoraptor]
f*** yeah!
Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your s***!
Including you!
[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
Yo, Dreamland's where it's m************ at
Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's m************ fat
There's a little pink b******
Who's eating even faster
His name is Kirby, b****, and he's the m************ master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking 'bout my d*** of course
You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
Kirby's banned from tournaments, for f****** all your mothers
[Hook 1: Danny s**bang]
Ninja s** Party and Kirby
Egoraptor, getting dirty
You got six inches, we got thirty
(Each, m***********!)
It's time to turn down all the lights
Make sure the mood is right
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
[Verse 2: Egoraptor]
That's right I'm f****** Kirby in the back of my car
He's transporting on my d*** like it's a m************ Warp Star
You never see his tongue, but you better know it's there
Cause once he's got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Three b****** just checked up into that s***
Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby's d***'s a yellow fruit, just chilling in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double Dees pee a little
Scratch that b****, that he's sucking on a Twinkie
Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly (?)
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs
But they better get in line
Cause I'm f****** Kirby tonight
And I'll never have a better night
A better night
[Danny] Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
[Ego] No! f*** off!
[Hook 2: Danny s**bang]
He's like a little pink potato
Sucking on b**** like they're Metamatoes
Screaming "Oh God" like a double rainbow
(What does it mean, m***********?)
It can't be wrong if it feels right
We're painting Dreamland white
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
[Outro: Egoraptor]
f*** yeah!