a*** Huggin' Pants Lyrics

yesterday i got so stressed
i heard there's people half undressed;
poor and sick no credit card
they can't afford the cover charge;
how can i think once my b*** starts to wriggle in time;
all of my cares and my thoughts just go out of my mind;
i hit the dance floor with faintly familiar songs,
i'm counting the calories.

we've got to do something for all the poor;
what we need now is an ambassador;
we'll send them Kylie to teach them to dance;
and maybe whip up some a*** hugging pants;
how can they think once their b***s starts to wriggle in time?
all of their cares and their thoughts just go out of their mind;
they'll hit the dance floor with faintly familiar songs,
they're counting the calories.
we should go out to the refugee camps;
and turn them into hot discotheques;
all of the people will then hear the call;
all of the world under one mirror ball;
how can they think once their b***s starts to wriggle in time?
all of their cares and their thoughts just go out of their mind;
they'll hit the dance floor with faintly familiar songs,
they're counting the calories.
a*** huggin' pants
put on a*** huggin' pants
a*** huggin' pants
put on a*** huggin' pants
a*** huggin' pants
put on a*** huggin' pants