Free s*** Lyrics

Doug had it made when
They said
He's dead
I played it up and
I got free s***
But now he's fine and
It sucks
I can't get s*** for free
For free

But I'm a rockin' star
It should be free for rockin' stars
All I want is
Free drinks
Free cheese
I want that each day
But g******
I shouldn't have to pay
To pay
Why can't it all be free
Who hasn't heard of me

I'll rock
If you buy
All of my s***
I'll make sure
Doug dies
For lots of free s***