One Quarter of One Ashtray? Lyrics

i've been pushed down a long corridor
my head is aching
my back is sore
it was a line of laughing men
they keep pushing me to one big end
you go this way
and i'll go that way
don't be crazy
just do what i say
i found a room with a hundred doors
a falling roof
an unsteady floor
i've been pulled and pushed each different way
i can't decide and i can't stay
you'll go this way
and i'll go that way
don't be crazy
just do what i say
do i decide, do i have a choice?
cos you talk so loud i can't hear my own voice
just let me drift, isn't that okay?
cos i can't make up my mind today
you'll go this way
and i'll go that way
don't be crazy
just do what i say
do what i say