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Tiswas Lyrics

Tiswas Lyrics

Pop round Matt, i'll give you a fiver!
The Land That Time Forgot is on repeat
I can hear the screams of people, who wanna be me
They wanna shave my tongue
And tell the others that they were the ones who made me
Who made me

I've got called an anarchist
That's for the middle class trainspotters
I don't want my dog on a string
That's gonna hurt the thing
We got jobs in the mortgage clan
And a car with a smoking window, dad
Blaow to your life and lob it right off
It don't make sense I know, look

Chorus:

The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street
The boots of Hendrix lick my feet
I'm not bothered, I never was
Here's a c*** caravan on Tiswas

The dinosaurs are stuck, no way to get down
The meteor sinks its teeth in the ground
I'm not bothered, I never was
Here's a c*** gag from "Spit the Dog"

Cameron's hairdresser got an MBE
I said to my wife you better shoot me
It's all gone, what to do I do
Tell my daughter it's not true

Tell my daughter it's all gone wrong
Pete Tong, Pete Tong, Pete Tong

Get out of the mood
Get out of the way

Chorus

Tiswas! OTT!
Tiswas! OTT!
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jake tuff

2 years ago

camerons hairdresser got a mbe David Cameron's barber awarded MBE for 'services to hairdressing'

+1

Graham Crabb

a year ago

Middle class trainspotties

HolyThursday 398

a year ago

"And a car with a smoking window, down". Down is p***ounced as "daahn", which is common in both the northern and southern UK.

Tom Renirie

a year ago
Tell my daughter it's all gone wrong -> Tell my nipper it's all gone wrong; Nipper meaning young (male) child

Cody hayes

8 months ago

Get out the mood, dog race!

Nick

8 months ago

And a car with a smokey window down

Nick

8 months ago

Think it should be' ...to your life and lob it right up' (not off), up is p***ounced with a Nottingham accent as 'op'

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