I was born wearing pants
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I was born standing up
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don't be ashamed
you were born unadored
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I was born in Portland, Oregon
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I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
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don't be alarmed
we mean you no harm
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I was born already bald
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I was born wearing spats and a d***ie
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don't be ashamed
you were born unadored
be prepared
be prepared
be prepared
I was born standing up
be prepared
don't be ashamed
you were born unadored
be prepared
I was born in Portland, Oregon
be prepared
I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
be prepared
don't be alarmed
we mean you no harm
be prepared
I was born already bald
be prepared
I was born wearing spats and a d***ie
be prepared
don't be ashamed
you were born unadored
be prepared
be prepared