I'm a woman, hear me roar...
if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do...
but I don't want to
Oh, the female s** has a lot more class...
unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's a**
I'm a 21st century gal...
but I can't set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker...
but you're still gonna pay
'Cause s** is a special thing ...
and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me...
until I get dinner and a movie
I don't sleep around...
until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own...
which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions...
'cause I can't read a map
And I stand behind my man so...
I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat...
but I can't kill a spider
And I never tell a lie...
but I will fake an o*****
'Cause I am the real McCoy...
except for my b**** and my face
And I get hot 'n sweaty...
for the opening of a new shoe store....
And I am very proud of my age...
which is none of your freakin' business
if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do...
but I don't want to
Oh, the female s** has a lot more class...
unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's a**
I'm a 21st century gal...
but I can't set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker...
but you're still gonna pay
'Cause s** is a special thing ...
and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me...
until I get dinner and a movie
I don't sleep around...
until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own...
which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions...
'cause I can't read a map
And I stand behind my man so...
I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat...
but I can't kill a spider
And I never tell a lie...
but I will fake an o*****
'Cause I am the real McCoy...
except for my b**** and my face
And I get hot 'n sweaty...
for the opening of a new shoe store....
And I am very proud of my age...
which is none of your freakin' business