I Couldn't Spell !!*@! Lyrics

I Couldn't Spell !!*@!
Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, 1968***
Pharaohization: The Best of Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, 1998*
Drew a mustache on your picture
Threw your ring away
I'd a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell @#$@$

And that's all I got to say
That's all I got to say

When I found out you'd been untrue
Not a minute did I delay
I'd a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell @#$@$

And that's all I got to say
That's all I got to say
I even went to where we used to go
Outside a town
I found the tree where we carved our names
And chopped that jive thing down

I burned the tie you gimme
Never dug it anyway
I'd a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell @#$@$

And that's all I got to say
That's all I got to say
I'm gonna do everything I can
To get even with you
I started today when I wrote your name down
In thirty four telephone booths

I burned the tie you gimme
Never dug it anyway
I'd a wrote you a letter
But I couldn't spell @#$@$

And that's all I got to say
That's all I got to say