Ellery Sneed had one great need to do everything just right.
If things were not planned and all done by hand he would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone he came to a great realization.
When it's his turn to die, will there be enough time For plenty of planned preparations.
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear a fate most perfectly neat.
Not a friend could remain to witness his death so a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast serving the wine at the end.
Joining the fun would be everyone he'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive the meal looked a great success.
Deciding the time he brought out the wine up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer.
Never in my life will I taste but a b*** of a more perfectly planned out supper.
If things were not planned and all done by hand he would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone he came to a great realization.
When it's his turn to die, will there be enough time For plenty of planned preparations.
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear a fate most perfectly neat.
Not a friend could remain to witness his death so a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast serving the wine at the end.
Joining the fun would be everyone he'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive the meal looked a great success.
Deciding the time he brought out the wine up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer.
Never in my life will I taste but a b*** of a more perfectly planned out supper.