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We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"
Donald Trump Impression
Now Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost?
Lil' Jon
WHO WHAT!!!!
Donald Trump Impression
You're supposed to be this great rapper
How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf b****?
CBS News
We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America
Obama Impression
My fellow Americans
I have, uh, some s*** to tell you
I know one president getting some a*** from Michelle
b****, I got him
Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome
And told him there you go
I got him, yo
We solved a f****** problem, Joe?
Let's break out the Hennessy
Everybody, smack a b**** around from here to Tennessee
Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me
I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna f*** around with me
Osama bin Laden
Ay, bro, recognize me?
I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee
So much noise about me
Everybody judge me
No one ever loves me
They say, that I'm dead
They don't even know I work at liquor store
They test my DNA
Science Man 1
This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"
Science Man 2
Yeah, that's him!
Osama Impression
I drive a cab in New York
I did 9/11
I fight for Jihad
Al Quaeda give me discount card
Obama Impression
b**** please, b-b-b**** please
Get off your f*****' camel
Get your f*****' sandals
Taking, we're t-t-taking
All your f*****' countries
From you f*****' monkeys
Osama Impression
Bro, I'm from Africa
I come from Baghdad
The Jews took my cologne
I smell like a dog
News Man Impression
Mr. President, who should we blow up next?
Obama Impression
Well, I know Prince William
He living like a king
He don't do s***
he just sit, and get s*** for free
How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you
m************, let him pay for it
What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL
One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail
Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge
f*** you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my k***!
Queen Impression
We're all living like kings
Raping all the peasants
Taking all their presents
So much nice things
We could have it all
We take it from the poor
Prince William
Hee-hee
Queen Impression
They say we're inbred
I gotta f*** me cousin, take a look at London
They mad, they want bread
But they can eat me a** p***
Prince William
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!
Obama Impression
b**** please, b-b-b**** please
Take off the f*****' crown and
Blow your f*****' man, b****
Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen
Get off the f*****' horse and
Make me a f*****' sandwich
Osama Impression
Bro, f*** you William
and f*** your fat w****
b****, you can suck my b****
I f*** you by force
Donald Trump Impression
Hello my name is Donnie Trump
I make a billion every time I take a dump
I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it
I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired
Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding?
I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm f*****' ready
So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say
Ey, you got some free s***, bozo!
All Lawyer
You got some free s***
Donald Trump Saying
Got some free s***
Free s***
IT'S FREE s***!
Donald Trump Impression
b**** please, b-b-b**** please
Get all your f*****' boys and
Watch my f*****' show, yeah
Taking, we're ta-a-aking
All your f*****' oil
Yeah b****, O'Doyle rules!
Osama Impression
Bro, I'm from Africa
Don't f*** with my bros
My crew's from Mexico
I blow myself up
Obama Impression
My fellow Americans
Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio.
I greeted him there myself with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years.
I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party.
He declined, so I shot him in the face....Myself!
We can all rest a**ured that Michelle will be giving me a b******* tonight...with her mouth this time.
Obama Impression
Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?
Michelle, what's that smell?
We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"
Donald Trump Impression
Now Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost?
Lil' Jon
WHO WHAT!!!!
Donald Trump Impression
You're supposed to be this great rapper
How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf b****?
CBS News
We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America
Obama Impression
My fellow Americans
I have, uh, some s*** to tell you
I know one president getting some a*** from Michelle
b****, I got him
Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome
And told him there you go
I got him, yo
We solved a f****** problem, Joe?
Let's break out the Hennessy
Everybody, smack a b**** around from here to Tennessee
Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me
I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna f*** around with me
Osama bin Laden
Ay, bro, recognize me?
I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee
So much noise about me
Everybody judge me
No one ever loves me
They say, that I'm dead
They don't even know I work at liquor store
They test my DNA
Science Man 1
This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"
Science Man 2
Yeah, that's him!
Osama Impression
I drive a cab in New York
I did 9/11
I fight for Jihad
Al Quaeda give me discount card
Obama Impression
b**** please, b-b-b**** please
Get off your f*****' camel
Get your f*****' sandals
Taking, we're t-t-taking
All your f*****' countries
From you f*****' monkeys
Osama Impression
Bro, I'm from Africa
I come from Baghdad
The Jews took my cologne
I smell like a dog
News Man Impression
Mr. President, who should we blow up next?
Obama Impression
Well, I know Prince William
He living like a king
He don't do s***
he just sit, and get s*** for free
How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you
m************, let him pay for it
What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL
One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail
Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge
f*** you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my k***!
Queen Impression
We're all living like kings
Raping all the peasants
Taking all their presents
So much nice things
We could have it all
We take it from the poor
Prince William
Hee-hee
Queen Impression
They say we're inbred
I gotta f*** me cousin, take a look at London
They mad, they want bread
But they can eat me a** p***
Prince William
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!
Obama Impression
b**** please, b-b-b**** please
Take off the f*****' crown and
Blow your f*****' man, b****
Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen
Get off the f*****' horse and
Make me a f*****' sandwich
Osama Impression
Bro, f*** you William
and f*** your fat w****
b****, you can suck my b****
I f*** you by force
Donald Trump Impression
Hello my name is Donnie Trump
I make a billion every time I take a dump
I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it
I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired
Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding?
I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm f*****' ready
So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say
Ey, you got some free s***, bozo!
All Lawyer
You got some free s***
Donald Trump Saying
Got some free s***
Free s***
IT'S FREE s***!
Donald Trump Impression
b**** please, b-b-b**** please
Get all your f*****' boys and
Watch my f*****' show, yeah
Taking, we're ta-a-aking
All your f*****' oil
Yeah b****, O'Doyle rules!
Osama Impression
Bro, I'm from Africa
Don't f*** with my bros
My crew's from Mexico
I blow myself up
Obama Impression
My fellow Americans
Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio.
I greeted him there myself with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years.
I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party.
He declined, so I shot him in the face....Myself!
We can all rest a**ured that Michelle will be giving me a b******* tonight...with her mouth this time.
Obama Impression
Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?
Michelle, what's that smell?