Speed Dial Lyrics

You used to be number one
Then you were number two
You've never met three
But four says she knows you
And five is my mother
Six, seven, eight are my friends
Don't worry girl, I'll fit you in
Cuz I have nine
I have nine
I have nine

Nine are the numbers on my speed dial
Eight I hate to love, and love to hate
Seven just wants to procreate
Six is on the level
And five is my mother
Four, I open the door, she won't leave
Three and two are shoe-ins
But don't worry girl, I'll fit you in

Cuz I have nine
I have nine
I have nine
Nine are the numbers on my speed dial

Nine
I have nine