A Letter to My p**** Lyrics

Dear p****,
I don't think I like anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear p****,
I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
I think that you're the one to blame
Dear p****,
I don't like you anymore

Now he sings:

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney,
I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship?
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear p****,
I think I like you after all

Oh, and Rodney,
While you're shavin'
Shave my b****

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