I'm very excited to be here
Yet again, it's an honor to be nominated
Bla bla bla bla
Well that Brits night was so f*cking boring
Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene
c**e in the box til 7 in the morning
Look the wrong way and we end up brawling
When I had a bit of beef with you know who
And I f*cked a few female stars or two
Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed
Spitting at the... looking rude in the news
Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best!
Second person on my year to have touched a breast
I'm nearly 40 now and I'm still impressed
Here's the midlife crisis I guess.
Oh I recall, taking in the wonder of it all
I'm still looking for an answer through the looking glass
Still not concentrating at the back of the class
No thanks sir, this one's for you!
It's like a VD clinic, only p***** are in it
So f*cking corporate and professional and timid
To be frank sir, I prefer this s*****z chancer!
I still want to get laid by you right!
Yet again, it's an honor to be nominated
Bla bla bla bla
Well that Brits night was so f*cking boring
Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene
c**e in the box til 7 in the morning
Look the wrong way and we end up brawling
When I had a bit of beef with you know who
And I f*cked a few female stars or two
Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed
Spitting at the... looking rude in the news
Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best!
Second person on my year to have touched a breast
I'm nearly 40 now and I'm still impressed
Here's the midlife crisis I guess.
Oh I recall, taking in the wonder of it all
I'm still looking for an answer through the looking glass
Still not concentrating at the back of the class
No thanks sir, this one's for you!
It's like a VD clinic, only p***** are in it
So f*cking corporate and professional and timid
To be frank sir, I prefer this s*****z chancer!
I still want to get laid by you right!