Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a f*****' week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a s*** from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I s*** is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to s*** but I only farted
I miss the f*****' burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some f*****' Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My f*****' s*** is hard as wood
I'd try to s*** if I knew I could
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a f*****' week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a s*** from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I s*** is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to s*** but I only farted
I miss the f*****' burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some f*****' Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My f*****' s*** is hard as wood
I'd try to s*** if I knew I could