Loser Lyrics

Hello my pretty girl, how do you feel tonight
I hope you have time
I'm looking for pleasure and you're the right one
tonight you'll be mine
would you like to go to a pub
and have 5000 beers
or shall we go to a hotel-room
to f*** around the world
the time is right to have some fun
how much more do you expect
let us go to a place where we'll be alone
oh, you have a pretty a**

Look in my eyes and you don't believe
that I'm the biggest loser of the world
(repeat)

But you say you're the Disco-Qeen and my is not your style
OK I'll follow you to that f****** scene
and the man in my ear must take care
neon lights and perfum stench, what a f******
disgrace
this sound makes me feel so blue
where is the exit from this maze
Eehh, who's that, who's that strange creature,
standing at your side
he's ugly and has pimples in his face
I can't believe my eyes
Look in my face and you don't believe
that I'm the biggest loser of the world
(repeat)
Oh, look at that dirty Poser-Pig, with very
stylish clothes
has make-up in his face
and he's looking just like a roller coaster
I say to him: I'll just count to three, and then
you better run
but suddenly a slam on my ear, from the lady
who looks so fine
she kicks my a**, spits on my face and then
she turns around
now I'm standing here like an imbecile Loser
that girl was lost and never found

Look in my pants and you don't believe
that I'm the biggest loser of the world
(repeat)