Don't need no chorus, cash or candy now.
Don't need no callous crush to come around.
And I don't know who you are,
But you and your boys ain't got nothing on me.
I've had my last eight drinks in here for free,
'cause that's my friend tending bar.
Yeah, i got a friend who tends bar
(and she won't let me tip her).
When I get tired tonight she'll take me home,
and if it's cold under the covers,
she'll keep me warm.
Sweet, Lovely Friend Who Tends Bar
(and lovely friends who tend bar
can always feel lovelier).
Don't need no callous crush to come around.
And I don't know who you are,
But you and your boys ain't got nothing on me.
I've had my last eight drinks in here for free,
'cause that's my friend tending bar.
Yeah, i got a friend who tends bar
(and she won't let me tip her).
When I get tired tonight she'll take me home,
and if it's cold under the covers,
she'll keep me warm.
Sweet, Lovely Friend Who Tends Bar
(and lovely friends who tend bar
can always feel lovelier).