One day I went to a drivin' range
That's the day that my life changed.
My friends say I'm actin' kinda strange.
I hang around pro shops and putt for change.
Wearin' plaid, yeah, real nice clothes.
I'll get in 18 even if it snows.
Then I go down to the 19th hole
And laugh at all those jerks who bowl.
I want to be a golf pro,
Teein' off for big dough
That's the day that my life changed.
My friends say I'm actin' kinda strange.
I hang around pro shops and putt for change.
Wearin' plaid, yeah, real nice clothes.
I'll get in 18 even if it snows.
Then I go down to the 19th hole
And laugh at all those jerks who bowl.
I want to be a golf pro,
Teein' off for big dough