Xmas Has Been X'ed Lyrics

It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lighst, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead threes
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the Last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants incresingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging Pentagrams
Priest and Nuns are molesting each other
Mthodist and Baptist are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to became Jew
Cuz Easter's cancelled too

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Friday are fair, Wedenesdays don't ash
They cancelled Lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christimas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the Last Christmas Eve