The Fastest Longest Line Lyrics

In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light,
Not just a headlight,
Like the one that's heading right for me.
It would be nice if things could turn out right,
Turn out right yeah,
Don't think I'll ever see the day.
I must have done something wrong,
Or maybe p***** off God.

I think of Chinese food when I think of life,
That's sweet and sour,
My life is sweet as saccharine.
You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not,
Not the same, No,
I am the one Johnny Carcinogen.
I must have f***** with some witch,
In turn she cursed me, cursed my life.

At the end of the longest line,
That's where I will always be,
If you need to find me, just go to,
The end of the longest line.

But officer that was a yellow light,
The light was red, son,
Insubordination, reckless driving,
I must be wrong, this can't be right,
I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous,
For someone lacking luck, like me.
At the end of the longest line,
That's where I will always be,
If you need to find me, just go to,
The end of the longest line.

At the end of the longest line,
That's where I will always be,
At the end of the longest, line.