Germans love to insult me
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friends
Scottish don't speak a language
The British love to gob
Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya
Canadians talk s*** about me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down
Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the s**** to us
the French like Jerry Lewis
The Greek beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are f****** tall
but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all
Germans love to insult me
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friends
So let's all move to Australia,
Sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friends
Scottish don't speak a language
The British love to gob
Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya
Canadians talk s*** about me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down
Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the s**** to us
the French like Jerry Lewis
The Greek beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are f****** tall
but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all
Germans love to insult me
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friends
So let's all move to Australia,
Sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers