One morning I woke up and scratched my b**** and eyes
I looked into the mirror and got a big surprise
I don't know who this person is but I've seen his face before
A face I don't wanna have to face, I don't think I like me anymore
When I run into old friends, their eyes seem to dart away
I wish I could remember all the s***** things I say
Then one day my best friend said something I'd never heard before
"You've done so much for me and I love you.
But I don't like you anymore!"
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore
Here comes media w****, I don't like me anymore
I heard this story twice before, I don't like me anymore
Pop punk claiming hardcore, I don't like me anymore
Was it something that I done, was it something that I said?
Was I having too much fun? Did I dropkick someone's head?
I turn on the TV, and I don't like what I see
There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk
And that jerk looks a lot like me
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore
Here comes media w****, I don't like me anymore
I heard this story twice before, I don't like me anymore
Pop punk claiming hardcore, I don't like me anymore
Catastrophe uncertain
Hit the lights and drop the curtain
Organize a mob and rush the door
Peel me off the floor, I don't like me anymore
A burning open sore, I don't like me anymore
People say they love me, then ask for something more
The never ending story, a filibusting bore
A pompous dinosaur, I don't like me anymore
Why does being nice to people feel like such a chore
I'm paid to be your clown, but feel like everybody's w****
A somber fact I wish I could ignore
I don't like me anymore
I looked into the mirror and got a big surprise
I don't know who this person is but I've seen his face before
A face I don't wanna have to face, I don't think I like me anymore
When I run into old friends, their eyes seem to dart away
I wish I could remember all the s***** things I say
Then one day my best friend said something I'd never heard before
"You've done so much for me and I love you.
But I don't like you anymore!"
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore
Here comes media w****, I don't like me anymore
I heard this story twice before, I don't like me anymore
Pop punk claiming hardcore, I don't like me anymore
Was it something that I done, was it something that I said?
Was I having too much fun? Did I dropkick someone's head?
I turn on the TV, and I don't like what I see
There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk
And that jerk looks a lot like me
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore
Here comes media w****, I don't like me anymore
I heard this story twice before, I don't like me anymore
Pop punk claiming hardcore, I don't like me anymore
Catastrophe uncertain
Hit the lights and drop the curtain
Organize a mob and rush the door
Peel me off the floor, I don't like me anymore
A burning open sore, I don't like me anymore
People say they love me, then ask for something more
The never ending story, a filibusting bore
A pompous dinosaur, I don't like me anymore
Why does being nice to people feel like such a chore
I'm paid to be your clown, but feel like everybody's w****
A somber fact I wish I could ignore
I don't like me anymore