Lifeguard on Duty Lyrics

The work you chose has a practical vein
But I read much more into your name, lifeguard
Patrolling the length and the breath of your pool
I call your name from the vestibule
Lifeguard, lifeguard, save me from life
Save me from life, save me from life
Save me from the ails, and the ills and from other things
The centre of the town is a dangerous zone
Drenched in phlegm every time that I come home
Lifeguard, save me from life
Save me from life, save me from life
Save me from the ails, and the ills and from other things
Lifeguard, guard me from life
Lifeguard, guard me from life
The last bus home is the dangerous one
A baseball bat across the collarbone
Lifeguard, lifeguard, save me from life
Save me from life, save me from life
Cause it's the only life I'll ever have
I'm always good, I'm never bad
And I've always been so kind
To the sick and to the partially blind
Save me from life