Mike 1:I say I say I say. Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?
Mike 2:I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?
Mike 1:Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.
Mike 2:Well have you? Tell about them.
Mike 1:Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog
Mike 2:Did you?
Mike 1:Yes I saw a dog. I said to him "how are you feeling?"
Mike 2:What did he say?
Mike 1:He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"
Mike 2:I say I say I say I say
Mike 1:Whasat whasat whasat
Mike 2:Er, er, er erm, er ,er
Mike 1:Spit it out man. Spit it out. Whasat?
Mike 2:What's got, er, no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:No legs and 5 eyes. I don't know. What's got no legs and 5 eyes.
Mike 2:err err
Mike 1:What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:Err err
Mike 2:What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Mike 2:What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:I say I say I say
Mike 2:Yes yes?
Mike 1:What's got 1 wheel, 2 legs and no eyes?
Mike 2:What's got no legs, 1 wheel. I don't know.
Mike 1:What's got no legs, 1 eye and 2 wheels
Mike 2:I say I say I say I say
Mike 1:Yes?
Mike 2:What's got 1 leg, 3 wheels and no eyes?
Mike 1:I don't know. What has got no eyes, 3 wheels and 1 leg
Mike 2:Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels.
Mike 1:Well I wouldn't know. What's got 5 wheels, 5 bottles, 3 legs and half a wheel?
Mike 2:Well I haven't a clue. I say I say I say
Mike 1:Yes?
Mike 2:What's got 3.... Oh dear
Mike 2:I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?
Mike 1:Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.
Mike 2:Well have you? Tell about them.
Mike 1:Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog
Mike 2:Did you?
Mike 1:Yes I saw a dog. I said to him "how are you feeling?"
Mike 2:What did he say?
Mike 1:He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"
Mike 2:I say I say I say I say
Mike 1:Whasat whasat whasat
Mike 2:Er, er, er erm, er ,er
Mike 1:Spit it out man. Spit it out. Whasat?
Mike 2:What's got, er, no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:No legs and 5 eyes. I don't know. What's got no legs and 5 eyes.
Mike 2:err err
Mike 1:What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:Err err
Mike 2:What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Mike 2:What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1:I say I say I say
Mike 2:Yes yes?
Mike 1:What's got 1 wheel, 2 legs and no eyes?
Mike 2:What's got no legs, 1 wheel. I don't know.
Mike 1:What's got no legs, 1 eye and 2 wheels
Mike 2:I say I say I say I say
Mike 1:Yes?
Mike 2:What's got 1 leg, 3 wheels and no eyes?
Mike 1:I don't know. What has got no eyes, 3 wheels and 1 leg
Mike 2:Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels.
Mike 1:Well I wouldn't know. What's got 5 wheels, 5 bottles, 3 legs and half a wheel?
Mike 2:Well I haven't a clue. I say I say I say
Mike 1:Yes?
Mike 2:What's got 3.... Oh dear