"Where am I?"
"This is the Great Hall of Judgement."
"Judgement?!"
"Oh, not to worry Charlie, you'll go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven cause we're unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind."
"Yeah, that's true."
Welcome to doing whatever you wish
"This is really a lovely place you got here."
Eating whenever you please.
"Follow me."
To a constant different climate, we keep it 73 degrees
"We're still on Faienheit here."
"That's fine with me."
Welcome to ??
"Oh boy"
To order and calming state
"Ah great"
Welcome to being dead
"What?! You mean I'm-I'm?"
"Stone cold I'm afraid."
"I can't believe it! I've been murdered!"
"I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but, let me see."
"He killed me!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"There's been a mistake made here!"
I don't want to die, you've got the wrong guy I was double crossed by a dirty rat Actually this rat was a dog but his car ran me down I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town Hey, this is hard to explain
May I speak to your Superior? Cause I don't want to die!
Welcome to doing what every you wish (you got the wrong guy)
Laughing and singing all day
"Hey! My time's not up yet!"
"Oh it is. There's no mistake about that. We know everything."
"Murdered in the prime of my life! d***, that Carface I'll kill him."
"Hey! This must be the watch department huh?"
"Well, you might call it that. You see this watch is your life. And it stopped."
"Well, can't you just wind it up or something?"
"And send you back? Oh no no no no, no one's ever allowed to go back. Just put your paw right here."
"What's that for?"
"It's for a book of records. You see everything about you that was or will be is right here."
"Ah isn't that wonderful. I love it here. You mean there's no surprises or anything?"
"Oh no no no no, we know everything."
"Oh that's just lovely. The clouds, the grass, the air."
"Heaven is a wonderful place."
"Yeah, so no surprises huh? Say, would you like to dance? You mean if I'm waiting for an inside straight up here I'd know in advance when I felt it?"
"We know how it all turns out."
"You must of studied dancing. You have natural rhythm, unusual for a Whippet."
"Ah, I'm getting dizzy!"
"Everything is so lovely here. So planned, so ordered. And that's what's driving me crazy."
I need Brazil, the throb, the thrill
I've never been there, but someday I will
Adventure and danger, love from a stranger
Let me be surprised
Today the sun, they said there'd be snow
When all said and done, it's fun not to know
What keeps my heart humming is guessing what's coming
Let me be surprised
Oh ain't it great (ain't it great)
When fate lets you wait
The world seems merthless, you feel worthless
And suddenly there's a big bone on your plate
Oh Charlie please remember down there's a world of used cars
And singles bars, broken dreams and not every star
But it isn't over, not for this rover
I don't like to steal, but I don't buy this deal
In bout three seconds, she will have realized
And she's gonna be
"Charlie what are you doing?"
Wait'll you see
"What's that you have behind your back?"
She's gonna be
"Charlie don't wind that watch!"
Surprised
"CHARLIE!!!"
"This is the Great Hall of Judgement."
"Judgement?!"
"Oh, not to worry Charlie, you'll go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven cause we're unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind."
"Yeah, that's true."
Welcome to doing whatever you wish
"This is really a lovely place you got here."
Eating whenever you please.
"Follow me."
To a constant different climate, we keep it 73 degrees
"We're still on Faienheit here."
"That's fine with me."
Welcome to ??
"Oh boy"
To order and calming state
"Ah great"
Welcome to being dead
"What?! You mean I'm-I'm?"
"Stone cold I'm afraid."
"I can't believe it! I've been murdered!"
"I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but, let me see."
"He killed me!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"There's been a mistake made here!"
I don't want to die, you've got the wrong guy I was double crossed by a dirty rat Actually this rat was a dog but his car ran me down I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town Hey, this is hard to explain
May I speak to your Superior? Cause I don't want to die!
Welcome to doing what every you wish (you got the wrong guy)
Laughing and singing all day
"Hey! My time's not up yet!"
"Oh it is. There's no mistake about that. We know everything."
"Murdered in the prime of my life! d***, that Carface I'll kill him."
"Hey! This must be the watch department huh?"
"Well, you might call it that. You see this watch is your life. And it stopped."
"Well, can't you just wind it up or something?"
"And send you back? Oh no no no no, no one's ever allowed to go back. Just put your paw right here."
"What's that for?"
"It's for a book of records. You see everything about you that was or will be is right here."
"Ah isn't that wonderful. I love it here. You mean there's no surprises or anything?"
"Oh no no no no, we know everything."
"Oh that's just lovely. The clouds, the grass, the air."
"Heaven is a wonderful place."
"Yeah, so no surprises huh? Say, would you like to dance? You mean if I'm waiting for an inside straight up here I'd know in advance when I felt it?"
"We know how it all turns out."
"You must of studied dancing. You have natural rhythm, unusual for a Whippet."
"Ah, I'm getting dizzy!"
"Everything is so lovely here. So planned, so ordered. And that's what's driving me crazy."
I need Brazil, the throb, the thrill
I've never been there, but someday I will
Adventure and danger, love from a stranger
Let me be surprised
Today the sun, they said there'd be snow
When all said and done, it's fun not to know
What keeps my heart humming is guessing what's coming
Let me be surprised
Oh ain't it great (ain't it great)
When fate lets you wait
The world seems merthless, you feel worthless
And suddenly there's a big bone on your plate
Oh Charlie please remember down there's a world of used cars
And singles bars, broken dreams and not every star
But it isn't over, not for this rover
I don't like to steal, but I don't buy this deal
In bout three seconds, she will have realized
And she's gonna be
"Charlie what are you doing?"
Wait'll you see
"What's that you have behind your back?"
She's gonna be
"Charlie don't wind that watch!"
Surprised
"CHARLIE!!!"