What's My Name (live) Lyrics

What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who i want to be
I tried spot cream an' i tried it all i'm crawling up the wall!
What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....

I tried to join a ping-pong club,
Sign on the door said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road
An' the judge didn't even know
What's my name

Dad got p***** so i got clocked
Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you f****** mad

What's my name
Now i'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An' you won't know who came

What's my name