And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a m****f***in joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f****** bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a d*** good day to be a white dude
Verse 1
s***, im living good up in this b****
d***y rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
For a white boy
Hollatcha m****f***in k***, boy
Higher than a m****f***in kite, it's iight boi
They ain't suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
Das what I do kid
Happy that my name aint stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)
Chorus
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a m****f***in joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f****** bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a d*** good day to be a white dude
Verse 2
Yeah. It's little DI in this b**** ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I aint given a d***
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this m****f****
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach s***
Ion't gotta eat d***
I aint bleeding up out ma p****
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a s***
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat b***er
and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
Seal interlude
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
Chorus
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a m****f***in joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f****** bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a d*** good day to be a white dude
Outro (arguably the best part, stick around for it)
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a m****f***in joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f****** bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a d*** good day to be a white dude
Verse 1
s***, im living good up in this b****
d***y rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
For a white boy
Hollatcha m****f***in k***, boy
Higher than a m****f***in kite, it's iight boi
They ain't suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
Das what I do kid
Happy that my name aint stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)
Chorus
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a m****f***in joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f****** bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a d*** good day to be a white dude
Verse 2
Yeah. It's little DI in this b**** ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I aint given a d***
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this m****f****
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach s***
Ion't gotta eat d***
I aint bleeding up out ma p****
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a s***
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat b***er
and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
Seal interlude
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
Chorus
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a m****f***in joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a f****** bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a d*** good day to be a white dude
Outro (arguably the best part, stick around for it)