s**, Drugs, & Nuclear Physics Lyrics

Well, you're not rich and you're not good lookin,
you don't have a car and you're not good at cookin,
how can you get a hell of a gal like me?
Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
and I never met a car that I wanna call honey,
oh it's s** and drugs and nuclear physics for me.

I like brains and I like 'em big,
I don't care what the neighbors think,
I don't care what my parents say, I'm gonna do it my way.

s** and drugs and nuclear physics,
if you have all three I might come for a visit,
if we get to fission i just might stay.
Now do-see-do, and carry the seven,
twirl your partner, square root of eleven
fellas, ladies, listen quick,
now you do some arithmetics:

Oh five plus three?
You can me we can go a date
Now five minus three ?
Oh honey that's me plus you
Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
and I never met a car that i wanna call honey,
oh it's s** and drugs and nuclear physics for me.

s**, drugs, and the theory of relativity
s**, drugs, particle accelerators by the sea
s**, and drugs, and quantum calculations...........for me