Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won't permit it
my problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it
And I'm not your average rapper
got the same birth date as Thomas c***per
So b**** better watch your back
cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
some say I can't flow but m***** f***** don't test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this c***
Kid Rock's my mother f***** name
b**** u know me so pass the O.E.
And don't talk about takin me out
cuz I got your girl and I'm makin her shout
Just like a piano I'm really grand
and I got more riffs than Steely Dan
Some friends call me fly
but most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain't the disco Cisco Kid m***** f*****
it's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
d***-swingin' p**** lickin' punk
little skinny m***** f***** and I'm not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro
and if ya dis me punk I'll f*** your ho
And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
and it ain't s*** to me to just beat a
M.C. down who looks like a d***
jumpin 'round like a h*** on a pogo stick
Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk
and just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works"
Cuz it's blackjack and I got two aces
been many places seen many faces
and everywhere I go people wanna jive
so I keep my fingers on my .45
So don't cross my dusty path
or I'll put my foot up in crusty a**
Don't front ho pass the jay
then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.
to the beat y'all and I won't stop
and I'ma rock this s*** till your eardrums pop
Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
but I don't let bullshit spoil my high
slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won't permit it
my problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it
And I'm not your average rapper
got the same birth date as Thomas c***per
So b**** better watch your back
cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
some say I can't flow but m***** f***** don't test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this c***
Kid Rock's my mother f***** name
b**** u know me so pass the O.E.
And don't talk about takin me out
cuz I got your girl and I'm makin her shout
Just like a piano I'm really grand
and I got more riffs than Steely Dan
Some friends call me fly
but most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain't the disco Cisco Kid m***** f*****
it's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
d***-swingin' p**** lickin' punk
little skinny m***** f***** and I'm not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro
and if ya dis me punk I'll f*** your ho
And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
and it ain't s*** to me to just beat a
M.C. down who looks like a d***
jumpin 'round like a h*** on a pogo stick
Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk
and just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works"
Cuz it's blackjack and I got two aces
been many places seen many faces
and everywhere I go people wanna jive
so I keep my fingers on my .45
So don't cross my dusty path
or I'll put my foot up in crusty a**
Don't front ho pass the jay
then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.
to the beat y'all and I won't stop
and I'ma rock this s*** till your eardrums pop
Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
but I don't let bullshit spoil my high